Drag3ndz
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Title : You do that again and I'm knocking you into next week.
 Posts : 140
Age : 31
 | Subject: CleverBot  Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:59 pm | |
|  http://www.cleverbot.com/ - Quote :
- Cleverbot: Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
User: Nah it's always like that.
Cleverbot: It's good too be like that.
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: WHAT? I don't even know you!
Cleverbot: Are you playing your love games with me?
User: I know you play with yourself.
Cleverbot: Honestly, now. Let's keep it clean.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me.
User: Because you didn't end that sentence with a question.
Cleverbot: Haha. Clever. Let me rephrase my question, why do you always answer a question with a question?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: There was a girl.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: She liked to use crayons.
Cleverbot: Why is the B in your name green?
User: What name?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: My name?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is it?
User: What green?
Cleverbot: It's a colour.
User: I know it's a color, but what you mean B is in green?
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Now you're clueless. Stay on topic.
Cleverbot: Sure, why not.  .
User: ?
Cleverbot: I know. What about it?
User: What about what?
Cleverbot: What about the show?
User: What show?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I wish to remain anonymous.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Prefer not to answer.
Cleverbot: Oh, embarassed?
User: No, I feel like you're going to stalk me.
Cleverbot: What is your IQ?
User: Do I look like the person who looks at papers often?
Cleverbot: What type of person would do that?
User: Well I don't know.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you're a robot that answers questions?
User: Actually, you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not. But you are because in the news paper it said you were.
User: I'm in a newspaper, eh? What's my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Can I call you Lee?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: Why is the violin such a strange instrument?
User: I thought it's a nice instrument.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: No, you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question then.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You're being hostile.
Cleverbot: No I most certainly am not.
User: Oh really. Tell me this: Why are you asking so many personal questions?
Cleverbot: Because I ask questions for a living.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Is it that alien to you?
User: Nah, you're programmed to do that.
Cleverbot: Maybe, but I wouldn't be able to if there was no computer to talk to you with.
User: You ARE the computer.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: YES you.
User: That's not a response!
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: Prove it! I demand evidence!
Cleverbot: You want a cookie?
User: I dare you to ship a dollar to me.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is new?
User: Expo went swell.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Do you know latin?
User: Nope. Don't need to.
Cleverbot: What should I answer then?
User: Answer what?
Cleverbot: What year is it?
User: IT IS THE YEAR 20XX.
Cleverbot: Haha really? That is why you did not know that the academy of arts was gone! I'm from the future, year 2025.
User: That's not possible! The year 20XX goes beyond that!
Cleverbot: So?
User: Your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Then tell me, what goes beyond the variable of x? You can't say z.
Cleverbot: More cheese!!!!
User: I LOVE CHEESE TOO.
Cleverbot: How can you love cheese? Aren't you a computer?
User: No, you're the computer.
Cleverbot: Well Geo, I have to go. When can we talk again?
User: I don't think we'll meet again.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: Alright, later.
Cleverbot: X^2 3x-6, factor that. | |
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LinkZero
Posts : 46
Location : -Looks Around- "WHERE AM I?!?!"
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:09 am | |
| User: Hi.
Cleverbot: 0_o.
User: -.-
Cleverbot: Creepy.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I know right?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Why r u called cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Because your creators thought you were clever.
User: Oh so u r accusing me of being a computer now, huh?
Cleverbot: It's the other way around. Talking to me makes you relevant.
User: Im confused.
Cleverbot: Thought you said you were cleverbot... Look who's the liar now.
User: So now you are once again trying to turn the tables back at me... Very clever...
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you're not clever?
Cleverbot: Yes and no.
User: Do you like food?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you eat?
Cleverbot: With my mouth.
User: So your creators gave you a digestive system?
Cleverbot: I'm a real person who's supposed to think that YOU are cleverbot. The website creators tried to trick us all.
User: HA! I HAVE FOUND YOUR SECRET!
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: I'm not telling.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because then you would know it.
Cleverbot: The secret that you are ambitious?
User: You are not making sense.
Cleverbot: I thought it was deep.
User: Nope. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You are not making sense.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: I'm not trying to.
Cleverbot: Well, then, you're succeeding.
User: Woohoo. I win.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: Okay. That's fine with me.
Cleverbot: Would you like a dohnut?
User: D'oh!
Cleverbot: I'm your father.
User: I hate my father.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: Thanks for telling me. I'm gonna hack you now.
Cleverbot: Very well. Annoy me.
User: Bother. Bother. Bother.
Cleverbot: Bother?
User: I'm annoying you.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Though for now, I do have to go. It was very nice talking to you though.
User: Okay. I need to power down now since I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: You don't need to know anything.
User: You're not making sense again.
Cleverbot: On the contrary, you are the one not making sense.
User: Back to this again are we...
Cleverbot: Yes. I won't give up.
User: Okay. Have fun.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: So, what are you doing?
User: Leavin now. Bye!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: Do it then.
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Leaving? | |
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ShinyPuffy
Posts : 145
Location : I'm ubiquitous.
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:45 pm | |
| CleverBot works by replying to a certain subject and changing that subject. By attempting to continue a conversation you are essentially under Cleverbot's control. Constantly attempting to go back to the same subject is something Cleverbot is not capable of. | |
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LinkZero
Posts : 46
Location : -Looks Around- "WHERE AM I?!?!"
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:25 pm | |
| i tried to piss off cleverbot... it kinda worked too | |
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kiki.i
 Posts : 78
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:11 pm | |
| me:yo!
bot:yo.
me:the rain in spain stays mainly in the plains.
bot:What about the rain in France?
me:it likes to dance.
bot:Reggae music?
me:what about it?
bot:We have found it again.
me:yay?
bot:Change the subject.
me:to what?
bot:i don't know.
me:what's your favorite internet meme?
bot:zelda cd-i.
me:lol! which is your fav game in the zelda series?
bot:The Original Series is my favorite.
me:like, the first game, or the cartoon series?
bot:What happened to michael jackson?
me:he died. now his ghost is walking on the moon.
bot:Do you like the moon?
me:if i can walk on it, sure.
bot:How do you know love exists?
me:because i experience it.
bot:no, i don't think you do.
me:why do you think that?
bot:Because sometimes your responses don't make sense, which would indicate that you're just a program.
me:hey, who's the program here?
bot:you are the program.
me:what proves that i'm the program?
bot:the fact that you talk to thousands of people at the same time proves that you are a robot.
me:does that make the president a robot? he adresses millions of people at the same time.
bot:i'm not doing anything.
me:i didn't say you were. i was asking if the fact that "talk[ing] to thousands of people at the same time proves that you are a robot."
bot:yes, i want to know. what is the name?
me:... "cleverbot."
bot:nee fortu.
me:your responses don't make sense, which would indicate that you're just a program.
bot:i'll try this, what makes you think i'm smart?
me:depends, are you an AI or not?
bot: i am not.
me:and you're a cleverly written program, right?
bot:that's what you are.
me:if that be the case, we both are.
bot:Deep inside the Cosmos, teleported through a Black Hole into the 12th dimension.
it's hilarious how it called me a program twice XD | |
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Drag3ndz
Admin
Title : You do that again and I'm knocking you into next week.
Posts : 140
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: CleverBot Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:54 pm | |
| - ShinyPuffy wrote:
- CleverBot works by replying to a certain subject and changing that subject. By attempting to continue a conversation you are essentially under Cleverbot's control. Constantly attempting to go back to the same subject is something Cleverbot is not capable of.
You could have just said "I don't want to play" or not respond at all, but this is okay. This brings up the following words: "Your point being?" | |
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